There's nothing wrong with sex, people.
claireruns: thechroniclesofrin: - Having sex every day. - Saving sex for your wedding night. - Never having sex. - Having sex with different people. - Having sex with one person. - Having sex with a person of your same gender. - Loving sex. - Hating sex. - Being loud. - Being quiet. The only thing wrong with sex? When it’s not consensual. Because that’s not sex. That’s rape. ...
kiss-me-below-the-milky-twilight: Is this what it feels like to be on acid..?
district-p3x-595 replied to your post: oh god oh god I think the guy I’m talking to is… OMG im the same way! they’re like “I’m gonna send you a pic(;” and I just sit and freak out and cry like oh god please no. I know!!! Haha I was like, what do I do after that? DO I HAVE TO SEND A PIC BACK?? I DO NOT KNOW THE ETIQUETTE OF SEXTING. or lack thereof.
Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
oh god oh god I think the guy I’m talking to is about to ask for dirty pictures or send me some. PLEASE DON’T. I CAN’T HANDLE THAT. — (EDIT) wait he just asked me where I was born. confused right now. — (EDIT AGAIN) nevermind he sent me a picture of his record collection. GOD HE SCARED ME SO BADLY.
So I hear Obamacare passed.
harpalyce: thingsareswinging: And a whole load of Republicans are threatening to move to Canada in light of this? Should- should somebody tell them? No, no, no. Let’s let it be a surprise.
sorry for all the political-spam earlier… BUT THE ACA PASSED!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAHHHHHHHHH
iatesomesulphurforlunch: kjakerz: ROYAL WEDDING QUICK VERSION. now i regret watching the full coverage of the wedding. C R Y I N G